Camels' Milk Doesn't Curdle

I was drinking a diet Snapple today, Peach Tea, to be exact, and on the underside of the caps, Snapple gives you fun facts. As I am finishing off my Snapple, I notice this, and today's fun fact #14 is: Camel's milk doesn't curdle.
My brain is packed with information. Good stuff, bad stuff, important stuff, work stuff, dumb stuff, and now a new fun fact. Camel's mike doesn't curdle. This is info I could use one day right? I may be the life of the party one day if I whip that fact out. Who doesn't want to know about camels milk?
Useless information is always fun to occupy your brain with. Definitely takes away from having to remember important things, like family members' birth dates or anniversaries, or bank account numbers, and your friends phone numbers. Of course with out reliance on cell phones, no one needs to remember a phone number again, you can just remember a speed dial digit, or if you are lucky you have voice dialing.
Other tips that my mind has retained:

• i before e except after c (this is only useful until you reach high school or until you learn about spell check)
• Thunder is God bowling and lightening is Him clapping his hands
• if you die in your dream you die in real life (not true, but I still retained that tid bit)
• use baking soda in your hair to wash out chlorine
• WD40 will take crayon off walls
• of all the info you learn in college, you will only retain 10% of it (or something like that)
• ROYGBIV- colors in the rainbow (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet)
• Do not drink from the ocean
• if you put your arms straight out and measure from finger tip to finger tip, it is your height
• diesel cars will run on cooking oil
• Mentos will make diet coke explode
• if you stick your lip out far enough, a bird will come along and poop on it (never seen it, but my dad has assured me of this fact)
  

Of course this is a fraction of the almost totally useless info that is compacted into my brain. I am thinking there should be a way to wash away useless facts and fill up your brain with more respectable topics. Like the life cycle of an ameba or what a treasury bill is, or how to perform heart surgery.
That gets me to thinking even more about what really is important, and that is a whole other random thought.